That Time of the Month…Again
About 4:30 this morning, I awoke with a sudden, raging need to pee.
Still in a sleep-induced haze, I quickly realized that trickling sound wasn’t subsiding.
It’s that time of the month again.
If you’re puzzled as to why I haven’t posted lately, you need only look to the skies and the answer will become perfectly clear…kind of like gentle drops of rain falling from the sky upon your brow…
...your floor
I hate rain. I hate my house. I really hate my roof. And let me just say that the timing is impeccable once again, since I have yet to enjoy a long weekend since I moved into this God-forsaken place. I’ll bet it’ll be real easy to get help over the holidays.
I’ve sunk so much money into this problem over the past month that the urge to just strike a match to this place is almost overwhelming.
But I’m sure the house is far too wet for that to be effective, and my daughter probably shouldn’t see her mommy dancing around a blazing house laughing hysterically until the nice men take her away.
I could say a few choice words right now…but it would just be hopeless. You all know what those words are anyway…
I better go and empty the buckets…and I really need to pee again.
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