August 14, 2006

A Thoroughly Draining Experience

Filed under: Renovation Projects, house exterior - salvagedbeauty @ 3:20 pm

When we last checked in, our plucky heroine had been suctioning water off the roof of her house with a turkey baster...but her efforts were in vain, and she was bettered by the drain.

Let me tell you that in the days following that first episode I spent a lot of time on my roof, actually trying to make it leak again—since the ceiling was already toasted. After combing every inch of the roof and ascertaining that there was absolutely nothing to suggest the water was entering through the membrane, we focused on the drain—quickly pouring buckets of water down it to try to simulate a deluge…and…nothing. We tried pouring buckets of water on the seams around the drain, thinking there must be a weakness somewhere. Not a drop.
We decided to wait for the next significant rainfall…and went through several with the ceiling remaining dry as a bone. So, despite numerous attempts to get the ceiling to show more evidence of water it seemed we’d hit a brick wall…

But of course, you all know we didn’t:
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THIS is what we found after I hastily scrawled my last post over a month ago:
faulty drain

Had we continued with a few more buckets down the drain a couple of weeks earlier, we might have found the weakness sooner. The drain was pretty much detached from the pipe. What’s missing in this picture is the plastic bag (?) that was wrapped around the point where the drain attached to the pipe. We also discovered that there was no strapping to attach the pipe to the plywood above—it was just floating in space, waiting to fail.

Since we were in demo mode, we decided to take down all of the ceiling drywall out towards the outside wall, where we knew there was once another roof drain. A roofing company that had worked on this part of the roof a few years back—right after we’d bought the house—had ‘de-commissioned’ the drain, explaining it wasn’t necessary to have two of them.
There are no sufficient expletives to convey what my feelings were towards this particular roofing firm when I stuck my head up into the ceiling with my camera to take a shot of this fine piece of workmanship:
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Not only did these *#@%!s steal the drain that was located here, they didn’t even bother to patch the resulting hole with plywood before putting the membrane on top! That we didn’t put our foot through this area while we were up there examining the roof was Fate’s one small consideration in our favour. I did manage to shove my hand into the open end of the pipe to confirm that…yes, they left that open.

The good news is that the problem’s now solved—and we’ve had some very heavy weather over the past month and a half to put us at ease. The downside was that in trying to track down that leak problem prior to the ‘final assault’, we ripped apart some other areas of the house, which created additional projects we’ve been tackling this summer with every spare minute of time and money.

Tomorrow is my annual 25th birthday, and I asked my husband not to buy me a gift this year (like he could afford one, anyway!). Instead, we are pooling our resources and taking our daughter to Niagara Falls for a night at the Great Wolf Lodge. I think we owe it to her, since we’ve frittered away most of the summer on home improvements. We’ve never taken a vacation before, and to tell you the truth, I’m looking forward to getting away from this house—even if it’s for only a day!

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June 27, 2006

That Time of the Month…Again

Filed under: Reno Madness, house exterior - salvagedbeauty @ 11:34 am

About 4:30 this morning, I awoke with a sudden, raging need to pee.
Still in a sleep-induced haze, I quickly realized that trickling sound wasn’t subsiding.
It’s that time of the month again.

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If you’re puzzled as to why I haven’t posted lately, you need only look to the skies and the answer will become perfectly clear…kind of like gentle drops of rain falling from the sky upon your brow…
...your floor

I hate rain. I hate my house. I really hate my roof. And let me just say that the timing is impeccable once again, since I have yet to enjoy a long weekend since I moved into this God-forsaken place. I’ll bet it’ll be real easy to get help over the holidays.

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I’ve sunk so much money into this problem over the past month that the urge to just strike a match to this place is almost overwhelming.
But I’m sure the house is far too wet for that to be effective, and my daughter probably shouldn’t see her mommy dancing around a blazing house laughing hysterically until the nice men take her away.

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I could say a few choice words right now…but it would just be hopeless. You all know what those words are anyway…

I better go and empty the buckets…and I really need to pee again.

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May 19, 2006

Drier Living Through Branded Merchandising

Filed under: Reno Madness, Renovation Projects, house exterior - salvagedbeauty @ 8:08 pm

leak-1Leakage, as you might be aware, is a woman’s WORST enemy. Procter & Gamble have built an empire from the manufacture of products that purport to prevent leakage. But Kotex and Always have yet to come out with something that works on ROOFS.

What I need right now is some serious leakage protection…like a Really, Really, Really-Maxi Maxi Pad. Big enough to sop up the entire sky on those ‘heavy days’.

Believe me, PMS has nothing on what I’m feeling now. My roof is leaking. There is a bucket on my poor mother-in-law’s bed (as well as in three other places). I have slit the ceiling in her bedsitting room in several spots with an xacto-blade so the water would run out instead of making huge bubbles in the drywall. My husband is going to kill me when he gets home from work.
Nine years and two days of marriage—will this leak spell the end for us?

Oh, and it gets even better. I’ve been using a turkey baster to suction the water off the roof.

basterNow, before you spit out your drink laughing hysterically, let me just say that I had to quickly improvise, and son-of-a-gun, it actually seems to work pretty good, because the water is too shallow for a cup to be of any use up there.

And I’m not using just any old turkey baster—this is my special Mackie turkey baster, which I picked up at a NAMM Convention in Anaheim about 10 or so years ago. Mackie is a company that makes mixing boards and other pro audio gear.
Usually, trade show swag is useless. But not today…

The guys who are working on our patio are going to have some good stories when they get home tonight—telling their friends all about the crazy lady on her roof with a turkey baster.
Actually, they were probably feeling a bit of pity for me as I ranted about the yard, screaming repetitive expletives and raving on about how it figures this would happen on a long weekend…
...and how it figures that it would be right when we’ve parted with any extra money we might have had to get it fixed…
... and how it figures it waited until the @#$%^ oak floor was in before unleashing its fury upon me.
One of them said they should take a picture (of me on the roof), and since I haven’t posted any photos of myself here yet, I let him have my camera. Here’s me with my trusty turkey baster:

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I’m Not Dead, and There’s No Money to Bury Me Now, Anyway!

Filed under: Renovation Projects, kitchen/mudroom addition, Gardens & Landscaping - salvagedbeauty @ 4:01 pm

You may be wondering about the lack of activity here on the blog…well, I’ve been keeping busy—just not here. A lot has been happening…like interlocking brick!

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It’s a mucky job, but I am liking the idea of no more sand coming into the house. Yes, most people would have opted to finish siding the place first, but the weather’s still too cold, rainy and damp for painting shingles.

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I’m heading back outside—there’s O-pipe to deal with (drainage), lots more brick to lay (there’s a bit of a retaining wall happening to deal with a yard that slopes upwards from the back of the house), and later there will be muddy laundry and probably a tub to clean.

Oh…friggin’ great…Martha just informed me her ceiling is leaking. Again. Gotta go.

This is shaping up to be a fine long weekend!

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April 27, 2006

Light Up!

Filed under: Renovation Projects, Salvaged Finds - salvagedbeauty @ 3:21 pm

It’s amazing what just throwing a little light on a situation can do.

My salvaged lightThe Kitchen Triangle gives me a headache every time I step into it. I hate the cupboards, the knobs, the vinyleum (what little is left of it), the countertops, the powder blue paint that someone saw fit to paint the door trim with, the abysmal backplash tiles and the fact it’s cramped and has no window…I could go on, but I’ll spare you.

It’s kind of our last frontier in terms of renovating – lots of great ideas, but no money to execute them. That and the disruption kitchen renos place on your family life have made us gun-shy about taking any major steps in the area where our appliances and inherited cupboards reside.

I like to think we’re just honing our skills for the day when we can afford to really go all out on the kitchen…but I’m probably being delusional. We’ll be doing a band-aid renovation in this area, and I must say we’ve been taking our sweet time about it.

But now, when I feel hopeless about our progress in this room, at least I can look up and see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Since we didn’t really have a better place to store it, we went ahead and installed the light we purchased at The Salvage Shop last Saturday. It looks better than the pigtail that was hanging there before, and definitely brightens up the room (and me).

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April 25, 2006

A Clothes Line Between Stupid and Clever

Filed under: Reno Madness, Renovation Projects, house exterior - salvagedbeauty @ 3:09 pm

Learning that I’m not the only naïve home renovator out there who thought they’d save money by purchasing cedar shingles and staining the suckers themselves—instead of opting for the more expensive, ‘factory-finished’ ones—comes as a great relief. I see I’m in good company (no offense intended, M&C).

Reading M&C’s post made me laugh because I’ve been there. Actually, I’m still there—with only a gazillion shingles left to stain.

Shingles on clothes lineLike my houseblogger comrades, I figured I could purchase better quality shingles and stain them myself with the same brand used for the pre-finished shingles. Well, two summers and several snapped clothes lines later, it seems my calculations were a bit off. Or at least I was when I hatched this plan.

What you see in the photo (taken last year, I might add) is just a tinted primer coat—applied with a brush on all sides, as the consistency of this solid stain makes for truly wasteful dipping. We’re using Cabot Solid Color stain, which is a premium product used by many wood siding manufacturers like Maibec, and there’s no way I’ll be letting so much as a drop hit the ground. The colour I’ve chosen is Spanish Moss, which is quite dark and will require two coats for coverage (after the primer).

I’m on intimate terms with my shingles now, having spent so much quality time with them, but we’re having serious relationship problems.

primed shinglesMy shingles are kind of like that boyfriend who moved into your place without you actually realizing what was happening—until it suddenly dawned on you that every time you turned around, you were tripping over a smelly sports equipment bag or tacky piece of rock memorabilia…or meeting the bottom of your toilet bowl quite unexpectedly in the middle of the night.
But now you were in too deep—he was firmly rooted in your place, and not going anywhere anytime soon.

Just like the boxes of shingles in my garage are not going anywhere soon…until I get motivated to complete what has been the most mind-numbingly dull job I’ve tackled recently.

It’s like, how much more boring could this be?
And the answer is none. None more boring.

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April 24, 2006

Earth Day Trip to The Salvage Shop

Filed under: Renovation Projects, Salvaged Finds - salvagedbeauty @ 11:05 am

The Salvage ShopWhat better way to celebrate Earth Day than to reduce, reuse and recycle—and for us, Saturday meant a trip to The Salvage Shop in Toronto.

We’ve frequented this shop for years—always finding something interesting or inspiring, and forever baffled at what prompts people to remove some of these beautiful items from their homes.

Roy, the proprietor, is a pleasure to deal with. He has some wacky stories and can recall the origin of most of the stock in his shop. In addition to salvage sales, he’s a popular source for film and theatrical props, and gets great business through Toronto’s many studios.
Our house is testament to some of the great items he carries—we have lovely French doors with glue chip glass lights separating the mudroom and kitchen in our addition. As well, Roy has antiqued several brass items for us in the past, and can be counted on to find a mate for a particular unique hinge pin or doorknob plate.

vintage pedestal sinks at The Salvage ShopIncorporating salvaged finds into your home isn’t always the easiest thing to do, and our recent experience with a French door we’d picked up at The Salvage Shop several months ago is a perfect example. My husband spied the door, made of fir and with a gorgeous entry set, and noted that its measurements matched those of a more modern French door we have separating our home’s front hall and dining room.
Now, any veteran salvage junkie will tell you that when you find the perfect piece, jump on it—because it will likely be gone tomorrow. So, even though we were neck-deep into another project (our addition) at the time, he went ahead and purchased it with the intention of eventually replacing the dining room door with this gem.

selection of entry setsIt’s relatively straightforward to utilize salvaged doors when you’re building new doorways to accommodate a piece you have on hand—we’ve done this successfully several times—but problems can arise when you try to take a door from an old house and retrofit that into another old house.
Why? Because old houses are never square. And the likelihood that the doorway you plan to ‘a-door-n’ will be not quite square in the exact same way the door’s previous doorway was not quite square is…well, unlikely.
And so, we found ourselves with a beautiful door that would look quite askew if hung as-is, but if we’d tried to square it up, would be about an inch shy of the doorway at one end. Multi-light French doors have a nasty habit of being particularly unforgiving when it comes to looking balanced. Rats.

Roy and the light we boughtIt was nice of Roy to allow us to return the door—not a lot of places would, especially after that long. What was nicer still (for him, I mean) was that we didn’t have to carry a store credit for very long, because the perfect light for our kitchen was hanging right there beside his head!

This one is very similar to the Rose City pendant light offered through Rejuvenation, and has a 16” shade. Roy had several fittings in various lengths, so we were able to get one just right for the 9” ceiling in our kitchen. Apparently, this particular fixture came out of one of the University of Toronto’s many older campus buildings.

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April 11, 2006

How to P.O. a P.O.

Filed under: Reno Madness, Renovation Projects, kitchen/mudroom addition - salvagedbeauty @ 11:31 pm

If you’re trying to restore or renovate your home, you probably already know that the PO holds a special place in your memory, living on long after they’ve vacated the premises. The painted over woodwork, lack of footings on additions, multiple flooring layers and walls you can see daylight through are some common territory markings of these faux-paneling aficionados.
“Will they stop at nothing?!!” you whine, as you slide deeper in debt fixing the errors of their ways.
No. They won’t stop. And I know this for a fact because against this homeowner was done the most atrocious indignity a PO has ever committed.

Our PO gave birth in our ceiling. To quintuplets.

Now, while I’m sure she completely considered herself the owner, Roxy Raccoon will be not-so-fondly remembered as the Previous Occupant of our kitchen addition.

About this time last year, we’d just finished insulating and hanging drywall. A few weeks earlier—after our windows arrived and were installed—we finally broke through the former exterior wall to embrace our new space. Then a rather brutal late cold snap hit, and with no heat being supplied to the addition yet, we hung plastic between the original kitchen and the work-in-progress, using a portable heater when we had time to work in there, which wasn’t very often.

You could blame the fact that our presence in that part of the house was generally accompanied by the sound of power tools…but I think we were just clueless twits, because it was into May before we realized that it wasn’t only the heating bills that had hit the ceiling.

raccoon access pointBut by then, it was already too late. Idiots that we were, we thought it was a squirrel we’d been hearing at first. It was actually our daughter—whose lack of stature gave her a bit of an edge here—who spied the raccoon from the window as its tail end disappeared into the rafters one morning. We left a message with a pest control company before heading off to work, and my husband returned home with some hardware cloth and began to staple it around the roof’s perimeter—until pest control returned our call that evening and mentioned there might be a litter up there. They said they’d be by around five the next evening and would survey the situation—so we left some open space where she seemed to be entering. That night, John and I (wearing sweaters) quietly sat reading in the addition and—surprise, surprise (not really)—heard the mewling of baby raccoons.
The following day, John came home from work armed with a flexible borescope (he works in A/V, so he uses them from time to time), impressing the heck out of the pest control guys. They investigated the space and could see what looked like a nest…but no babies. They told us it was possible the mother had moved them. The plan was for us to try and pinpoint the nest location, then they’d probably have to cut a hole in the new ceiling to retrieve the litter. They left us a couple of live traps.

Did I mention that we have a flat roof above this addition? Did I mention that there was no soffit or fascia installed yet? Did I mention that my backyard was, at this point, now strewn with bits of brand-freaking-new insulation? Once again, John and I spent the night fuming in the unfinished addition, trying to guess where the nest was. At one point in the wee hours, we were sure we’d figured it out. But then, we heard a sound somewhere else…then somewhere else.

A couple of days later I was at the side door, rummaging in my purse for keys, and happened to glance upwards. Five cute little buggers were staring down at me, and they didn’t look as small as I’d guessed. No wonder we heard them everywhere—our painstaking work was being used as a ‘coon kindergym. Great.

We were now waging a humane war, knowing that cutting holes in the ceiling would be futile. We tried everything—we shoved lights and an ultrasonic mouse repeller up into the space…we collected hair and pushed it in (hey, it works on deer)...we even rigged a few cheap speakers up and tried to blast them out with various tone frequencies, electronica and pulsating dance crap that tries to pass as music—but it became really annoying…to us, I mean.

A raccoon with kits can be quite aggressive, and this furry fertility goddess definitely was. With a four year-old running around the yard at the time, we didn’t want to chance a confrontation—and we’d had a couple of close calls by this point.

guess where the trap was?As our last resort, we tried the supreme raccoon Piss-Off, filling a large live trap with a delectable smorgasbord and placing it against the exterior wall near where she gained access. In a few hours, not only was she trapped, but we had her where she could easily see her offspring…and they could see her. Now, we just needed to wait. Fortunately, the place we’d located the trap didn’t get much direct sunlight throughout the day, and we’d ensured that there was more than an adequate amount of food and water (which was topped up several times). We also set another trap up beside the mother’s, in case any of her young ones got the courage to venture down to her.
raccoon damageThe plan was not without its downside—which we realized right away when the raccoon began clawing at the house wrap—but we resisted moving the trap and took turns being sentinels at the window to keep an eye on things. It was admittedly a bit difficult to watch how agitated the raccoon was at her present situation, but we waited it out, not sleeping all night.
The next afternoon, we released her and she high-tailed it out of our yard like a shot. At some point that day, she returned and removed her kits, but we never saw her again.

We had won. Kind of.

What R-value remains up there in the addition…will remain a mystery. We still don’t have soffit or fascia installed, but at least any droppings left will have had lots of time to decompose in a well-ventilated space. We’ve never smelled anything, even at the height of summer, and hear raccoons are apparently very clean when it comes to their nesting area.

I’m hoping that’s true, because I’ll be leaving whatever mess is up there for the FO (Future Owner) to discover.

* no animals were harmed or relocated during these events, just strongly encouraged to find themselves another place using humane methods.

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April 8, 2006

Today’s Been a Total Wash

Filed under: Renovation Projects, kitchen/mudroom addition - salvagedbeauty @ 8:29 pm

Another weekend, another few loads of laundry! Most people don’t get too excited about doing this, but having been without my washer and dryer for awhile last month, it’s sure been nice to fire them up again in their new location in the mudroom addition. We haven’t completed this part of the house by a long shot, but it’s in a usable state.

Future plans for this area will include some wall-mounted cabinets above the washer/dryer—I haven’t decided whether to go with white or stained wood cabinetry at this point, but whatever we choose will also dictate the cabinetry on the other side of the room, which will be coat storage and possibly a broom closet.

DuraStone Utility Sink by MusteeWe also plan to install countertop above the appliances that will stretch from wall to wall and will include a utility sink. We found the perfect model to fit the space through a plumbing supply house that ‘Fearless Bob’ turned us on to. It’s compact (17”) and deep, and manufactured from a material called Durastone.
The same company (Mustee) made the washing machine pan which we decided to install beneath the washer. This provides extra insurance in the event the machine ever floods, containing the water while allowing it to drain away. Since we have oak flooring within a couple of feet of the washer on two sides (starting on the other side of the walls) it was definitely worth the price (about $150 Cdn).

removing the old wire from previous dryer circuitTwo Sundays ago, we ran the electrical for the dryer, pulling the wire from the old location out of the walls and thru the floor joists right back to the panel; and completely replacing that with a direct run of new wire leading to the designated laundry location in the mudroom addition. There was a lot of swearing (my husband banging his head while he ran wire through “the scary place“) and fatigued arms (mine, from holding a giant mag light above my head—for what seemed like an eternity at the time—while John fiddled in the pitch black of our cellar to connect everything at our awkwardly-placed electrical panel). There were even looks that could kill being exchanged. How we’ve managed to stay married is truly baffling at times.

Finishing touches on the laundry electricalOutlets and dryer duct

washer/dryer ready for actionAfter installing some flexible dryer duct and screwing on a couple of outlet plates (we used electrical outlet insulators behind the plates to minimize drafts), we were ready to move the dryer in and hook it all up.

Here’s to sorting socks, folding clothes and catching up on everybody’s dirty laundry!

April 7, 2006

The House-Full Frontal Exposure

Filed under: Renovation Projects - salvagedbeauty @ 3:33 am

Now that it’s warm enough to venture outside with a camera, I thought it was about time to show this blog’s readers what the Salvaged Beauty looks like. I snapped this photo last week after raking up an awful lot of crap off the front lawn; since then, I even got John to take down the Xmas lights you see in the photo.

Our House (a.k.a. the Salvaged Beauty) To the best of our knowledge, the house was built around 1915 by a member of the Carnegie family (a prominent Scottish family in the Port Perry area that operated both flour and lumber mills here at the turn of the last century).
I suppose the style of house is closest to what many of you would call a Foursquare, although I’d never heard of that term until recent years (perhaps it’s not used within Canada much). I have noticed that the floor plan of our house has many similarities to certain Sears and Alladin kit home models, and I would guess that many homebuilders of that time period (especially if well-connected to a planing mill) were influenced by the mail-order houses.

Since we purchased this money pit in 2001, we haven’t made any significant changes to the front of the house, although it is desperately crying out for some TLC. What this photo doesn’t convey is the punky porch planking (exacerbated by the fact it had been covered with indoor/outdoor carpeting) and failing paint on the porch columns and railings. You’ll also notice that the porch is missing the lattice on the bottom, which we removed last summer while working on the brick porch pier at the left of the photo. We plan to make up new lattice, as what we removed was in pretty sad shape. One other item on my lengthy ‘honey-do’ list is getting rid of the damned television antennae, which serves no purpose except to offer welcoming easy access to any critter interested in chewing through our roof’s soffit and fascia. It doesn’t surprise me that no one is willing to do this job…but the scrap metal is free for the taking.

We’ve already had to remove a lot of foundation plantings that had become too overgrown and unfortunately, the future of almost every bit of plant life you see in the photo is up for debate. We hope to do more porch work this summer, so I doubt we’ll be planting anything new for some time yet.

House at purchase time Last summer, we ripped out two large cedars that flanked the porch (you can see these in the photo at the right, taken about the time we purchased the house). One’s root system had already displaced a porch pier, and it had to be completely dug up and the pier rebuilt. We used the original bricks to rebuild the pier. The stump of the cedar at the right of the photo remains, because the one planting I refuse to disturb is the beautiful Peegee hydrangea (H. paniculata grandiflora), which is a profusion of white blooms at the end of summer, changing first to green and later, to rich rose and gold tones. It’s a real stunner.

Looking at the front of my house, so bare at this time of year, it almost seems like we’ve taken a step backwards in terms of its curb appeal…but I suppose that no amount of flowers and foliage will remedy the multitude of problems that truly need to be addressed.

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